*01 — THE TEARDOWN

Thirty minutes. You leave with the punch list.

We go through your store live — speed, stack, checkout, the lot. You get the written punch list either way. Keep it, hand it to another agency, or have us do it. Your call.

The Common Sense brain — reading glasses, legs crossed
WHAT IT COSTS
NOTHING
HOW LONG
30 MINUTES, SCREEN SHARED, LIVE
WHO'S ON IT
LEIGHTON OR JASON — NOT A SALESPERSON
YOU LEAVE WITH
A WRITTEN PUNCH LIST, PRIORITISED
THE CATCH
THERE ISN'T ONE. SOME OF YOU WILL HIRE US.
*02 — WHAT WE PULL APART

Thirty minutes is enough because we already know where to look.

NO. 01

Speed

Core Web Vitals on your real product pages, not the homepage someone optimised once.
We give you the number and where it's costing you.

NO. 02

The stack

What's earning its place, and what's plugin jenga.
Every app has a monthly price and a failure mode. Most owners know the first one.

NO. 03

Checkout

Where people leave, and why.
The last four screens are worth more than the first four.

NO. 04

The history

Orders, reviews, customers, rankings — what a replatform would put at risk.
This is the part everyone skips until it's gone.

*NO DECK ARRIVES AFTERWARDS

Why it's free

Because we'd rather show you than pitch you. You get the punch list whether you hire us or not. Some of you will hand it to another agency and get it done cheaper. Fine — it's still our list, and you'll know who wrote it.

Who it isn't for

If nothing's broken and the store is doing what you need, don't book it. We'll say so on the call and hand the thirty minutes back. A prescription without a diagnosis is guesswork, and we're not going to guess at your business to win the work.

What happens after

The list lands in your inbox the same day. If you want us to do the work, we'll scope and price it. If you don't, you won't hear from us again unless you ask.

*03 — FIVE QUESTIONS BEFORE THE CALENDAR
*HONEST RANGES GET HONEST PLANS
*WE'LL HAVE LOOKED BEFORE THE CALL STARTS
*THE MESSY VERSION IS FINE
*IF IT'S NOT A PRIORITY, WE'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T BOOK
*SAME-DAY REPLY. IF WE CAN'T HELP, WE'LL SAY SO.

Hate forms? So do we. Email us instead — same thirty minutes, fewer boxes.